AlecRios.com has a nice tongue-in-cheek blog post that explains how to make awful websites with wonderful sarcasm:
Key points include:
Play background music automatically.
Use as many random colors as you can.
Give me the opportunity to scroll sideways.
…and many more! I found this while searching for a specific “awful website” that someone showed me a long time ago. It was kind of a joke, but it made a point to violate every rule of web design, and I wanted to share it withe world.
Here’s another good one: http://www.angelfire.com/super/badwebs/